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What ended my last relationship?
29 mins ago
69 The Chinese gymnastics team.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
29 mins ago
1 A low standard of living.
A mopey zoo lion.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
70 mins ago
67 A drive-by shooting.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
5 hours ago
84 Viagra®.
What am I giving up for Lent?
6 hours ago
48 Keanu Reeves.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
6 hours ago
22 The Underground Railroad.
What am I giving up for Lent?
6 hours ago
57 Estrogen.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
9 hours ago
59 Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
9 hours ago
39 The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
9 hours ago
39 Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
z | 1
Cheating in the Special Olympics.
x | 2
The KKK.
c | 3
The American Dream.
 
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