Some Recent Plays
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
4 hours ago
95 The gays.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
4 hours ago
25 Taking off your shirt.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
4 hours ago
64 Hot Pockets.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
4 hours ago
75 Just the tip.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
4 hours ago
22 Natural selection.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
4 hours ago
38 Civilian casualties.
White people like __________.
4 hours ago
64 Police brutality.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
4 hours ago
101 My vagina.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
4 hours ago
51 Bees?
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
5 hours ago
79 A sassy black woman.
z | 1
Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
x | 2
Count Chocula.
c | 3
Natural male enhancement.
 
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