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White people like __________.
just now
58 Making a pouty face.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
just now
41 Cards Against Humanity.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
just now
65 Spontaneous human combustion.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
just now
78 Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
__________. That's how I want to die.
just now
62 A zesty breakfast burrito.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
just now
49 Sarah Palin.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
just now
85 Child abuse.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
just now
75 Puberty.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
1 mins ago
94 That one gay Teletubby.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
1 mins ago
51 Judge Judy.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
z | 1
A middle-aged man on roller skates.
x | 2
Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
c | 3
The shambling corpse of Larry King.
 
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