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When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
45 hours ago
50 Multiple stab wounds.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
45 hours ago
98 Tasteful sideboob.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
45 hours ago
114 A stray pube.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
45 hours ago
56 Judge Judy.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
45 hours ago
1 Puberty.
Breaking out into song and dance.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
45 hours ago
51 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
45 hours ago
33 Making sex at her.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
45 hours ago
62 A neglected Tamagotchi™.
Betcha can't have just one!
45 hours ago
61 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
45 hours ago
34 Shaft.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
z | 1
The glass ceiling.
x | 2
Sipping artificial popcorn butter.
c | 3
Good grammar.
 
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