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__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
just now
1 Farting and walking away.
Taking off your shirt.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
just now
1 Team-building exercises.
Hunting accidents.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
just now
138 Surprise sex!
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
just now
107 Panda sex.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
just now
85 A bleached asshole.
What's a girl's best friend?
1 mins ago
54 Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
1 mins ago
51 Frolicking.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
1 mins ago
35 Gladiatorial combat.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
2 mins ago
54 Waiting '€˜til marriage.
__________? There's an app for that.
2 mins ago
75 Not giving a shit about the Third World.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
z | 1
Farting and walking away.
x | 2
Making the penises kiss.
c | 3
Swooping.
 
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