Some Recent Plays
What's that smell?
3 hours ago
52 Robbing a sperm bank.
Why am I sticky?
3 hours ago
58 Sexy pillow fights.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
3 hours ago
57 Pixelated bukkake.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
3 hours ago
56 Racism.
What's a girl's best friend?
3 hours ago
96 Just the tip.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
3 hours ago
62 Customer service representatives.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
3 hours ago
39 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
3 hours ago
26 Wifely duties.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
3 hours ago
79 The gays.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
3 hours ago
51 Eating an albino.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
z | 1
Flying sex snakes.
x | 2
Doing the right thing.
c | 3
Pedophiles.
 
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