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What are my parents hiding from me?
99 mins ago
28 A good sniff.
It's a trap!
99 mins ago
66 Nickelback.
What's my anti-drug?
99 mins ago
49 Whipping it out.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
100 mins ago
56 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
100 mins ago
105 Coughing into a vagina.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
100 mins ago
67 Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
Betcha can't have just one!
100 mins ago
32 The chronic.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
100 mins ago
9 Forgetting the Alamo.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
100 mins ago
71 Former President George W. Bush.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
101 mins ago
34 Leaving an awkward voicemail.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
z | 1
Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
x | 2
Full frontal nudity.
c | 3
The Rapture.
 
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