Some Recent Plays
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
60 hours ago
1 Doin' it in the butt.
A mating display.
What's my anti-drug?
60 hours ago
89 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
60 hours ago
28 Pterodactyl eggs.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
60 hours ago
36 Vigilante justice.
White people like __________.
60 hours ago
37 Amputees.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
60 hours ago
28 Guys who don't call.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
60 hours ago
30 Party poopers.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
60 hours ago
63 Masturbation.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
60 hours ago
151 My dick.
What's the crustiest?
60 hours ago
94 Dead babies.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
z | 1
Jean-Claude Van Damme.
x | 2
Clams.
c | 3
Eating the last known bison.
 
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