Some Recent Plays
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
just now
97 Homeless people.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
just now
61 The Care Bear Stare.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
1 mins ago
83 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
What's a girl's best friend?
1 mins ago
26 Glenn Beck.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
18 mins ago
1 Elderly Japanese men.
Sipping artificial popcorn butter.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
21 hours ago
91 Harry Potter erotica.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
21 hours ago
1 Mouth herpes.
Scalping.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
21 hours ago
79 Elderly Japanese men.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
21 hours ago
38 Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
21 hours ago
28 The Big Bang.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
z | 1
Ring Pops™.
x | 2
Oompa-Loompas.
c | 3
Viagra.
 
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