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__________? There's an app for that.
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75 Not giving a shit about the Third World.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
just now
74 Twinkies®.
I drink to forget __________.
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113 Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
just now
72 Dorito breath.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
1 mins ago
76 Praying the gay away.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
1 mins ago
61 Ethnic cleansing.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
1 mins ago
60 Half-assed foreplay.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
1 mins ago
82 Lumberjack fantasies.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
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45 Scientology.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
2 mins ago
84 Pictures of boobs.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
z | 1
Serfdom.
x | 2
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
c | 3
Cockfights.
 
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