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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
13 hours ago
22 Drinking alone.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
13 hours ago
40 The Amish.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
13 hours ago
1 Hope.
Science.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
362 hours ago
27 Four Loko.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
362 hours ago
1 The South.
Goblins.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
362 hours ago
34 A nuanced critique.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
362 hours ago
24 Soiling oneself.
What's my anti-drug?
362 hours ago
26 Riding off into the sunset.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
362 hours ago
1 Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
Friends who eat all your snacks.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
362 hours ago
57 A bleached asshole.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
z | 1
Twinkies®.
x | 2
The token minority.
c | 3
A windmill full of corpses.
 
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