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I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
90 mins ago
55 Hormone injections.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
90 mins ago
65 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
90 mins ago
68 A wisecracking terrorist.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
194 hours ago
61 Penis envy.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
194 hours ago
1 Fingering.
Kim Jong-il.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
194 hours ago
48 Improvised explosive devices.
What helps Obama unwind?
194 hours ago
69 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
Why do I hurt all over?
194 hours ago
61 A clandestine butt scratch.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
194 hours ago
40 Women in yogurt commercials.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
377 hours ago
49 Powerful thighs.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
z | 1
Faith healing.
x | 2
Too much hair gel.
c | 3
Exactly what you'd expect.
 
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