Some Recent Plays
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
just now
92 Masturbation.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
just now
77 African children.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
just now
52 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
Why can't I sleep at night?
just now
77 Michelle Obama's arms.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
just now
69 Daddy issues.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
1 mins ago
29 Republicans.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
1 mins ago
94 Sexy pillow fights.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
1 mins ago
51 Natalie Portman.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
1 mins ago
44 Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
1 mins ago
30 A look-see.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
z | 1
Amputees.
x | 2
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
c | 3
Teaching a robot to love.
 
641
121
Three Card Five Card
Click a card (or use the keyboard shortcuts) to select it as the winner for this hand.

This is a work in progress - inspired by, but not affiliated with, the amazing folks at Cards Against Humanity.
The cards are a mix of CAH originals and custom original words and phrases.
#CAHOnline | by @dojohnso | Feedback & Support