Some Recent Plays
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
2 hours ago
80 Farting and walking away.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
2 hours ago
92 Tiger Woods.
Betcha can't have just one!
2 hours ago
42 Dental dams.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
2 hours ago
46 The terrorists.
What never fails to liven up the party?
2 hours ago
49 Grave robbing.
What's my secret power?
2 hours ago
35 Bond, James Bond.
__________: good to the last drop.
2 hours ago
91 Cockfights.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
2 hours ago
24 My inner demons.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
2 hours ago
72 An asymmetric boob job.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
3 hours ago
75 Dick fingers.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
z | 1
The Holy Bible.
x | 2
Nubile slave boys.
c | 3
The Big Bang.
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