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During sex, I like to think about __________.
99 mins ago
91 Nazis.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
99 mins ago
42 Tripping balls.
What never fails to liven up the party?
99 mins ago
92 Pictures of boobs.
What helps Obama unwind?
99 mins ago
27 Santa Claus.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
100 mins ago
59 Britney Spears at 55.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
101 mins ago
1 A sad handjob.
A salty surprise.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
101 mins ago
64 Amputees.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
101 mins ago
1 American Gladiators.
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
101 mins ago
1 Raptor attacks.
Unfathomable stupidity.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
102 mins ago
73 Old-people smell.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
z | 1
The Trail of Tears.
x | 2
c | 3
A crappy little hand.
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