Some Recent Plays
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
3 hours ago
44 Santa Claus.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
10 hours ago
69 A neglected Tamagotchi™.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
22 hours ago
93 Elderly Japanese men.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
22 hours ago
83 Lady Gaga.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
22 hours ago
60 My relationship status.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
22 hours ago
83 Half-assed foreplay.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
22 hours ago
38 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
22 hours ago
58 Adderall™.
__________: good to the last drop.
22 hours ago
61 Genital piercings.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
22 hours ago
48 The milk man.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
z | 1
Judge Judy.
x | 2
Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
c | 3
Actually taking candy from a baby.
 
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