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A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
28 mins ago
92 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
28 mins ago
78 An asymmetric boob job.
What gets better with age?
28 mins ago
74 Dick fingers.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
28 mins ago
64 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
29 mins ago
21 Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
29 mins ago
33 Goblins.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
29 mins ago
105 Nicolas Cage.
What's my anti-drug?
29 mins ago
89 Getting really high.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
30 mins ago
71 White people.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
30 mins ago
68 Ethnic cleansing.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
z | 1
Popped collars.
x | 2
The glass ceiling.
c | 3
Skeletor.
 
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