Some Recent Plays
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
58 mins ago
119 Homeless people.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
58 mins ago
36 The forbidden fruit.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
58 mins ago
57 Sexy Siamese twins.
Betcha can't have just one!
6 hours ago
61 Eating an albino.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
6 hours ago
124 The gays.
Why do I hurt all over?
6 hours ago
49 Lady Gaga.
It's a trap!
7 hours ago
59 Oompa-Loompas.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
7 hours ago
78 Asians who aren't good at math.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
7 hours ago
20 Slow motion.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
7 hours ago
60 Michael Jackson.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
z | 1
Glenn Beck.
x | 2
Friction.
c | 3
Exchanging pleasantries.
 
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