Some Recent Plays
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
3 hours ago
80 Farting and walking away.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
3 hours ago
92 Tiger Woods.
Betcha can't have just one!
3 hours ago
42 Dental dams.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
3 hours ago
46 The terrorists.
What never fails to liven up the party?
3 hours ago
49 Grave robbing.
What's my secret power?
3 hours ago
35 Bond, James Bond.
__________: good to the last drop.
3 hours ago
91 Cockfights.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
3 hours ago
24 My inner demons.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
3 hours ago
72 An asymmetric boob job.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
4 hours ago
75 Dick fingers.
z | 1
The Three-Fifths Compromise.
x | 2
c | 3
Revenge fucking.
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