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__________: good to the last drop.
16 mins ago
65 Autocannibalism.
What's the new fad diet?
18 mins ago
138 Literally eating shit.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
19 mins ago
62 A fetus.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
20 mins ago
131 The true meaning of Christmas.
What never fails to liven up the party?
21 mins ago
79 Genital piercings.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
23 mins ago
1 Friends who eat all your snacks.
Roofies.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
25 mins ago
75 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
26 mins ago
104 Balls.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
30 mins ago
103 My dick.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
31 mins ago
53 Substitute teachers.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
z | 1
Cheating in the Special Olympics.
x | 2
Giving 110 percent.
c | 3
Panty raids.
 
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