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Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
8 hours ago
63 Mad cow disease.
What's a girl's best friend?
8 hours ago
36 Quiche.
8 hours ago
61 Horse meat.
What will always get you laid?
8 hours ago
71 A really cool hat.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
8 hours ago
56 The clitoris.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
8 hours ago
59 Raptor attacks.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
8 hours ago
43 Bono.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
8 hours ago
55 The Holy Bible.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
8 hours ago
76 Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
8 hours ago
53 Barack Obama.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
z | 1
x | 2
The Tempur-Pedic® Swedish Sleep System™.
c | 3
Getting really high.
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