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I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
5 hours ago
44 Goblins.
What do old people smell like?
5 hours ago
57 Famine.
What's the crustiest?
5 hours ago
36 Crippling debt.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
5 hours ago
56 Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
5 hours ago
26 A bloody pacifier.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
5 hours ago
33 Ring Pops™.
__________. That's how I want to die.
5 hours ago
64 Raptor attacks.
What gets better with age?
5 hours ago
51 Sperm whales.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
14 hours ago
90 Incest.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
16 hours ago
80 Hulk Hogan.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
z | 1
x | 2
Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.
c | 3
Tom Cruise.
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