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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
61 mins ago
54 Queefing.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
4 hours ago
25 Fear itself.
What's the most emo?
180 hours ago
60 A clandestine butt scratch.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
180 hours ago
77 A drive-by shooting.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
195 hours ago
29 The heart of a child.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
275 hours ago
79 Mouth herpes.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
275 hours ago
40 A mopey zoo lion.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
275 hours ago
59 Hulk Hogan.
What's a girl's best friend?
275 hours ago
99 Doin' it in the butt.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
275 hours ago
52 Team building exercises.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
Dwarf tossing.
x | 2
Soiling oneself.
c | 3
Consultants.
 
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