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__________. Betcha can't have just one!
2 hours ago
51 Statistically validated stereotypes.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
2 hours ago
1 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
Morgan Freeman's voice.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
2 hours ago
45 Shaft.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
2 hours ago
86 A wheelchair death race.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
2 hours ago
37 Cybernetic enhancements.
__________. That's how I want to die.
2 hours ago
74 A passionate Latino lover.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
2 hours ago
1 Tickle Me Elmo™.
Eating an albino.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
2 hours ago
1 Swooping.
The South.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
2 hours ago
17 Leaving an awkward voicemail.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
2 hours ago
81 Viagra.
z | 1
FALCON PUNCH!!!
x | 2
Good grammar.
c | 3
Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
 
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