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When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
8 hours ago
51 Tom Cruise.
I drink to forget __________.
10 hours ago
65 Queefing.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
10 hours ago
92 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
10 hours ago
57 A Gypsy curse.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
29 hours ago
59 Ethnic cleansing.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
29 hours ago
80 Sucking some dicks to not get drafted.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
29 hours ago
61 Fiery poops.
29 hours ago
35 Whitney Houston.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
29 hours ago
77 Asians who aren't good at math.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
29 hours ago
44 Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
z | 1
Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
x | 2
Eating the last known bison.
c | 3
Stranger danger.
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