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In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
159 hours ago
59 Passable transvestites.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
162 hours ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Police brutality.
What gets better with age?
168 hours ago
115 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
180 hours ago
87 Raping and pillaging.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
180 hours ago
75 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
180 hours ago
46 Scalping.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
180 hours ago
44 Roofies.
What are my parents hiding from me?
188 hours ago
81 Erectile dysfunction.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
188 hours ago
98 Necrophilia.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
188 hours ago
45 Republicans.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
Prosti-tots.
x | 2
My collection of high-tech sex toys.
c | 3
Literally eating shit.
 
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