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__________: good to the last drop.
107 hours ago
117 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
107 hours ago
41 Mutually-assured destruction.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
107 hours ago
81 AXE Body Spray.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
107 hours ago
28 A big hoopla about nothing.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
107 hours ago
74 Jewish fraternities.
What ended my last relationship?
107 hours ago
60 Grave robbing.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
115 hours ago
1 Exchanging pleasantries.
Child abuse.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
115 hours ago
114 Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
115 hours ago
59 A windmill full of corpses.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
115 hours ago
53 My genitals.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
x | 2
The Big Bang.
c | 3
A woman scorned.
 
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