Some Recent Plays
__________. High five, bro.
6 hours ago
69 The clitoris.
White people like __________.
6 hours ago
67 Actually taking candy from a baby.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
6 hours ago
1 Fiery poops.
Deflowering the princess.
War! What is it good for?
8 hours ago
78 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
8 hours ago
56 Inappropriate yodeling.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
8 hours ago
49 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
Betcha can't have just one!
8 hours ago
22 Repression.
What do old people smell like?
8 hours ago
56 Zeus's sexual appetites.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
8 hours ago
30 The four arms of Vishnu.
It's a trap!
8 hours ago
40 Scrubbing under the folds.
z | 1
Leaving an awkward voicemail.
x | 2
My dick.
c | 3
Black people.
 
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