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What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
10 hours ago
79 Mouth herpes.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
10 hours ago
40 A mopey zoo lion.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
10 hours ago
59 Hulk Hogan.
What's a girl's best friend?
10 hours ago
99 Doin' it in the butt.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
10 hours ago
52 Team building exercises.
Why am I sticky?
10 hours ago
74 Golden showers.
Why can't I sleep at night?
10 hours ago
32 Passive-aggression.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
10 hours ago
67 Third base.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
10 hours ago
81 Man meat.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
10 hours ago
61 The Blood of Christ.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
A time travel paradox.
x | 2
Hurricane Katrina.
c | 3
Space muffins.
 
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