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A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
12 hours ago
92 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
12 hours ago
78 An asymmetric boob job.
What gets better with age?
12 hours ago
74 Dick fingers.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
12 hours ago
64 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
12 hours ago
21 Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
12 hours ago
33 Goblins.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
12 hours ago
105 Nicolas Cage.
What's my anti-drug?
12 hours ago
89 Getting really high.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
12 hours ago
71 White people.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
12 hours ago
68 Ethnic cleansing.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
A time travel paradox.
x | 2
An honest cop with nothing left to lose.
c | 3
Sean Connery.
 
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