Some Recent Plays
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
2 hours ago
97 Necrophilia.
Why am I sticky?
2 hours ago
72 Penis envy.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
2 hours ago
100 My dick.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
2 hours ago
53 Queefing.
What will always get you laid?
2 hours ago
53 Pooping in the soup.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
2 hours ago
66 Vehicular manslaughter.
__________: good to the last drop.
2 hours ago
40 Kibbles 'n Bits™.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
2 hours ago
56 Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
2 hours ago
23 Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
2 hours ago
51 Sucking some dicks to not get drafted.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
My inner demons.
x | 2
Multiple stab wounds.
c | 3
Jew-fros.
 
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