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A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
32 mins ago
81 Sexual humiliation.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
32 mins ago
1 Drinking alone.
Masturbation.
__________. That's how I want to die.
32 mins ago
96 Dying.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
32 mins ago
77 Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
32 mins ago
135 That one gay Teletubby.
Why do I hurt all over?
33 mins ago
38 Spectacular abs.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
33 mins ago
79 Getting drunk on mouthwash.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
33 mins ago
38 Steve Irwin.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
33 mins ago
50 Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
33 mins ago
40 Men.
z | 1
Gandhi.
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Overcompensation.
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Quivering jowls.
 
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