Some Recent Plays
What never fails to liven up the party?
4 hours ago
48 Pooping back and forth. Forever.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
4 hours ago
49 Goblins.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
4 hours ago
89 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
4 hours ago
82 Making the penises kiss.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
4 hours ago
69 Praying the gay away.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
4 hours ago
27 Eugenics.
What helps Obama unwind?
4 hours ago
59 Wiping her butt.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
4 hours ago
1 Sniffing glue.
Cockfights.
__________. It's a trap!
4 hours ago
75 Not reciprocating oral sex.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
5 hours ago
1 Puberty.
PCP.
z | 1
Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
x | 2
Obesity.
c | 3
Sean Penn.
 
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