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In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
26 mins ago
86 Alcoholism.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
26 mins ago
74 Sexy Siamese twins.
White people like __________.
26 mins ago
58 Pooping back and forth. Forever.
I drink to forget __________.
26 mins ago
31 Hot Pockets.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
26 mins ago
49 Martha Stewart.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
27 mins ago
1 Sipping artificial popcorn butter.
Sexual tension.
What's my anti-drug?
27 mins ago
63 Saxophone solos.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
27 mins ago
36 An honest cop with nothing left to lose.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
27 mins ago
1 Go-gurt.
Coughing into a vagina.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
28 mins ago
30 Vigilante justice.
z | 1
Beer shits.
x | 2
Revenge fucking.
c | 3
Getting abducted by Peter Pan.
 
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