Some Recent Plays
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
2 hours ago
1 Deflowering the princess.
Smegma.
__________. That's how I want to die.
2 hours ago
39 The placenta.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
2 hours ago
61 Child beauty pageants.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
2 hours ago
74 MechaHitler.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
2 hours ago
80 A vajazzled vagina.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
2 hours ago
66 Seduction.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
2 hours ago
82 Erectile dysfunction.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
2 hours ago
70 Jew-fros.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
2 hours ago
1 The clitoris.
Appreciative snapping.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
2 hours ago
65 Pedophiles.
z | 1
Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
x | 2
Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
c | 3
Chutzpah.
 
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