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What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
11 hours ago
91 A passionate Latino lover.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
11 hours ago
30 New Age music.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
20 hours ago
74 Whipping it out.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
20 hours ago
117 White people.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
20 hours ago
16 Getting really high.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
20 hours ago
1 Switching to Geico.
Vehicular homicide.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
20 hours ago
112 A sad handjob.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
20 hours ago
75 The economy.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
20 hours ago
65 Sexual tension.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
20 hours ago
49 An asymmetric boob job.
z | 1
Euphoria™ by Calvin Klein.
x | 2
Riding off into the sunset.
c | 3
Pabst Blue Ribbon.
 
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