Some Recent Plays
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
13 mins ago
1 Harry Potter erotica.
A rival dojo.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
13 mins ago
71 Scrotum tickling.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
13 mins ago
52 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
13 mins ago
37 Vehicular manslaughter.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
14 mins ago
1 A brain tumor.
Teaching a robot to love.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
14 mins ago
62 Lactation.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
14 mins ago
71 Jewish fraternities.
What am I giving up for Lent?
35 mins ago
72 The American Dream.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
35 mins ago
51 Tweeting.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
35 mins ago
102 Grandma.
z | 1
Raping and pillaging.
x | 2
Steve Irwin.
c | 3
Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
 
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