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Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
48 mins ago
24 Flightless birds.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
9 hours ago
2 Friends who eat all the snacks.
What's the new fad diet?
9 hours ago
95 Edible underpants.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
9 hours ago
41 Tweeting.
What's that smell?
9 hours ago
83 Homeless people.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
9 hours ago
57 A fetus.
What helps Obama unwind?
9 hours ago
43 Darth Vader.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
20 hours ago
1 A vajazzled vagina.
Why am I sticky?
20 hours ago
85 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
20 hours ago
36 Five-Dollar Footlongs™.
z | 1
Smallpox blankets.
x | 2
Ring Pops™.
c | 3
Children on leashes.
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