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__________. High five, bro.
5 hours ago
45 My inner demons.
What's that sound?
5 hours ago
43 The Pope.
Why can't I sleep at night?
5 hours ago
56 Preteens.
What are my parents hiding from me?
5 hours ago
41 The profoundly handicapped.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
13 hours ago
22 Women in yogurt commercials.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
13 hours ago
54 Eating an albino.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
13 hours ago
135 An anal probe.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
16 hours ago
2 Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.
A clandestine butt scratch.
What's that smell?
16 hours ago
17 Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
16 hours ago
34 Jewish fraternities.
z | 1
Kamikaze pilots.
x | 2
Suicidal thoughts.
c | 3
Overpowering your father.
 
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