Some Recent Plays
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
7 mins ago
1 Tweeting.
Giving 110 percent.
What are my parents hiding from me?
7 mins ago
51 A death ray.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
73 mins ago
1 Nickelback.
The Superdome.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
74 mins ago
49 The invisible hand.
What do old people smell like?
74 mins ago
62 A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
74 mins ago
2 Whitney Houston.
Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
74 mins ago
90 Panda sex.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
75 mins ago
80 Nazis.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
75 mins ago
76 Balls.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
75 mins ago
69 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
z | 1
A bleached asshole.
x | 2
Boogers.
c | 3
Prancing.
 
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