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What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
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45 Martha Stewart.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
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83 Testicular torsion.
__________: good to the last drop.
142 hours ago
117 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
142 hours ago
41 Mutually-assured destruction.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
142 hours ago
81 AXE Body Spray.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
142 hours ago
28 A big hoopla about nothing.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
142 hours ago
74 Jewish fraternities.
What ended my last relationship?
142 hours ago
60 Grave robbing.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
150 hours ago
1 Exchanging pleasantries.
Child abuse.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
150 hours ago
114 Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
z | 1
Martha Stewart.
x | 2
A wisecracking terrorist.
c | 3
Eugenics.
 
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