Some Recent Plays
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
3 hours ago
1 Exchanging pleasantries.
Child abuse.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
3 hours ago
114 Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
3 hours ago
59 A windmill full of corpses.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
3 hours ago
53 My genitals.
__________: good to the last drop.
3 hours ago
44 Self-loathing.
What's the crustiest?
3 hours ago
29 A tiny horse.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
3 hours ago
51 Civilian casualties.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
3 hours ago
1 Farting and walking away.
Taking off your shirt.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
3 hours ago
1 Team-building exercises.
Hunting accidents.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
3 hours ago
138 Surprise sex!
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
z | 1
Martha Stewart.
x | 2
Vikings.
c | 3
Raping and pillaging.
 
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