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Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
49 mins ago
25 Drum circles.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
49 mins ago
54 Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
What will always get you laid?
49 mins ago
48 Dying of dysentery.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
49 mins ago
40 The profoundly handicapped.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
49 mins ago
44 Steve Irwin.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
49 mins ago
45 Women's suffrage.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
49 mins ago
97 The gays.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
49 mins ago
55 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
49 mins ago
1 The clitoris.
I'm friends with your dad on Facebook.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
49 mins ago
1 Pedophiles.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
z | 1
x | 2
Poor people.
c | 3
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