Some Recent Plays
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
53 hours ago
1 Christopher Walken.
Take-backsies.
What do old people smell like?
53 hours ago
41 Glenn Beck.
__________: good to the last drop.
53 hours ago
138 A big black dick.
White people like __________.
53 hours ago
54 Being on fire.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
53 hours ago
33 My relationship status.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
53 hours ago
72 Fingering.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
53 hours ago
1 Hormone injections.
Raptor attacks.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
53 hours ago
9 Teaching a robot to love.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
53 hours ago
54 A bloody pacifier.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
53 hours ago
87 Nazis.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
z | 1
Sexting.
x | 2
Barack Obama.
c | 3
Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
 
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