Some Recent Plays
__________. That's how I want to die.
50 hours ago
34 Skeletor.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
50 hours ago
33 One thousand Slim Jims.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
50 hours ago
51 Ring Pops™.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
50 hours ago
73 Flying sex snakes.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
54 hours ago
42 Tiger Woods.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
54 hours ago
54 Natalie Portman.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
54 hours ago
88 Nicolas Cage.
__________. That's how I want to die.
54 hours ago
72 Tasteful sideboob.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
54 hours ago
72 Improvised explosive devices.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
54 hours ago
1 One thousand Slim Jims.
My collection of high-tech sex toys.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
z | 1
Gandalf.
x | 2
Coat hanger abortions.
c | 3
A gentle caress of the inner thigh.
 
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