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I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
15 hours ago
38 The terrorists.
What's that smell?
15 hours ago
70 Passable transvestites.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
15 hours ago
1 Hormone injections.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
15 hours ago
77 Mouth herpes.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
15 hours ago
36 Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
15 hours ago
53 Smegma.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
19 hours ago
103 A vajazzled vagina.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
19 hours ago
37 Mr. Snuffleupagus.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
19 hours ago
23 Kibbles 'n Bits™.
It's a trap!
19 hours ago
48 Pooping back and forth. Forever.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
z | 1
Santa Claus.
x | 2
The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
c | 3
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