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What gets better with age?
just now
121 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
Why am I sticky?
just now
49 Cards Against Humanity.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
just now
44 Shaft.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
1 mins ago
1 Statistically validated stereotypes.
Crippling debt.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
3 mins ago
44 Flightless birds.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
3 mins ago
33 Ronald Reagan.
What's the next Happy MealĀ® toy?
4 mins ago
84 Edible underpants.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
4 mins ago
29 Pabst Blue Ribbon.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
4 mins ago
41 Santa Claus.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
5 mins ago
44 Twinkies®.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
z | 1
Friends with benefits.
x | 2
c | 3
Sarah Palin.
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