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When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
12 hours ago
16 YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
__________? There's an app for that.
12 hours ago
68 Making sex at her.
__________. High five, bro.
12 hours ago
48 A middle-aged man on roller skates.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
12 hours ago
46 Hormone injections.
What's the crustiest?
12 hours ago
65 Enormous Scandinavian women.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
12 hours ago
1 Powerful thighs.
Bestiality.
What's that smell?
12 hours ago
36 Charisma.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
13 hours ago
24 Mr. Clean, right behind you.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
13 hours ago
22 The √úbermensch.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
13 hours ago
90 Flying sex snakes.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
z | 1
The four arms of Vishnu.
x | 2
That thing that electrocutes your abs.
c | 3
Heath Ledger.
 
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