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Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
74 mins ago
58 Enormous Scandinavian women.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
74 mins ago
1 A vajazzled vagina.
Dorito breath.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
75 mins ago
1 The invisible hand.
The plot of a Michael Bay movie.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
75 mins ago
63 Licking things to claim them as your own.
It's a trap!
75 mins ago
76 Concealing a boner.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
75 mins ago
27 Teaching a robot to love.
What ended my last relationship?
75 mins ago
128 Incest.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
75 mins ago
1 Road head.
Goats eating cans.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
76 mins ago
54 MechaHitler.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
76 mins ago
90 A micropenis.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
z | 1
A mime having a stroke.
x | 2
The Chinese gymnastics team.
c | 3
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