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What am I giving up for Lent?
66 mins ago
32 Tangled Slinkys.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
66 mins ago
49 Another goddamn vampire movie.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
66 mins ago
73 Gandhi.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
68 mins ago
38 Jean-Claude Van Damme.
68 mins ago
1 Toni Morrison's vagina.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
69 mins ago
34 Preteens.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
69 mins ago
30 America.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
69 mins ago
45 Sperm whales.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
69 mins ago
60 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
74 mins ago
63 Justin Bieber.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
z | 1
Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
x | 2
Zeus's sexual appetites.
c | 3
Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
 
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