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What does Dick Cheney prefer?
just now
48 A drive-by shooting.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
just now
66 Genital piercings.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
just now
1 My sex life.
Sperm whales.
__________. High five, bro.
just now
83 Bitches.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
just now
80 The boners of the elderly.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
just now
101 A defective condom.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
1 mins ago
47 Amputees.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
1 mins ago
1 A sassy black woman.
Teaching a robot to love.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
1 mins ago
98 The clitoris.
What's the crustiest?
1 mins ago
85 The hardworking Mexican.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
z | 1
Teenage pregnancy.
x | 2
Child beauty pageants.
c | 3
Mutually-assured destruction.
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