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When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
14 mins ago
48 A bleached asshole.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
14 mins ago
76 Asians who aren't good at math.
What's that smell?
15 mins ago
74 The Chinese gymnastics team.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
15 mins ago
27 I'm friends with your dad on Facebook.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
15 mins ago
1 The gays.
Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
15 mins ago
24 A moment of silence.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
15 mins ago
27 Exchanging pleasantries.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
15 mins ago
83 2 Girls 1 Cup.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
16 mins ago
33 A web of lies.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
16 mins ago
92 Viagra®.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
z | 1
Getting in her pants, politely.
x | 2
Seppuku.
c | 3
Famine.
 
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